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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 9:54:57am

Just got back from an impromptu tour (thank god the river cruise ships are sailing again) in time for a fresh thread!

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William Lewis  Aug 16, 2021 • 9:57:40am

In the end I have a bowl of Chicken Curry over rice. Good. Enough. those idiots can F* themselves.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 9:57:46am
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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:00:28am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

“Have you tried Jesus?”
“Yes, I have, actually. Found Him kinda bland and flavorless, to be honest. You might want to season Him better the next time you serve Him.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:02:31am
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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:03:21am

“Have you seen Jesus?”

Check him out at the YMCA—looks like he’s prepping for a bodybuilding contest! 😏

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:03:49am

re: #6 JOE 🥓

“Have you seen Jesus?”

Check him out at the YMCA—looks like he’s prepping for a bodybuilding contest! 😏

Jesus saves! Everyone else roll 3d8 for damage.

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Dangerman  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:04:40am
The Aiken, SC County Republican Party has overwhelmingly voted to censure Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), “citing his support of the behemoth infrastructure bill that recently passed the Senate,” the Aiken Standard reports
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:05:42am

re: #7 Dopamine Fish

Jesus saves! Everyone else roll 3d8 for damage.

I think the Canadian version is “Jesus saves! But Richard scores on the rebound!”

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:06:35am

re: #9 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I think the Canadian version is “Jesus saves! But Richard scores on the rebound!”

I always saw the sportsball variant as, “Jesus saves, he passes to Messi, and…. GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!”

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William Lewis  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:06:52am

re: #4 Dopamine Fish

“Have you tried Jesus?”
“Yes, I have, actually. Found Him kinda bland and flavorless, to be honest. You might want to season Him better the next time you serve Him.”

I’m reminded of the first time I read Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s works. If you actually believe in Christ Jesus, Pastor Bonhoeffer’s work will bitch slap you into next year.

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:07:18am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

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The Atlantic is providing snide remarks, so I don’t have to read the article to make some.

The famous professor has found himself out of step with cancel culture and the search for political purity among progressives.

‘Out of step with cancel culture’, that’s good.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:07:29am

re: #11 William Lewis

I’m reminded of the first time I read Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s works. If you actually believe in Christ Jesus, Pastor Bonhoeffer’s work will bitch slap you into next year.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer was big reading at the Christian college I attended. Woof.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:08:04am

re: #11 William Lewis

I’m reminded of the first time I read Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s works. If you actually believe in Christ Jesus, Pastor Bonhoeffer’s work will bitch slap you into next year.

Bonhoeffer and Hans Küng are modern Christian Theologians who have almost nothing to do with the religion you find among Trump supporters.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:08:14am
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William Lewis  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:08:34am

re: #13 Dopamine Fish

Dietrich Bonhoeffer was big reading at the Christian college I attended. Woof.

Probably gave you the most serious grounding in real Christianity that the place could.

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Jay C  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:09:34am

re: #8 Dangerman

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So then, one presumes, that as matter of principle, the County authorities in Aiken County will be refusing any infrastructure projects that said “behemoth bill” might finance???

(Repeat laughing bear pic)

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:10:21am

Jesus Saves, J0el 0$teen cashes in…

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:10:23am

re: #16 William Lewis

Probably gave you the most serious grounding in real Christianity that the place could.

That, along with having friends who had seriously different beliefs than my naive and sheltered evangelical crazypants ass. Actually, one of those friends - a theology student, now a pastor and a programmer out in California - was very helpful in the Trump era in confronting Mrs. Fish’s family and friends on Facebook.

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William Lewis  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:13:19am

re: #18 JOE 🥓

Jesus Saves, J0el 0$teen cashes in…

As a christian, I agree completely. He’s not quite as evil as some but his greed is pretty intense.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:15:06am
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Nojay UK  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:17:05am

re: #7 Dopamine Fish

Jesus saves! Everyone else roll 3d8 for damage.

Jesus saves! Chthulhu invests.

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ericblair  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:19:52am

In short, everything went to hell when Ghani fled the country without telling anyone.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:21:49am

re: #20 William Lewis

As a christian, I agree completely. He’s not quite as evil as some but his greed is pretty intense.

I just think Osteen is shallow and superficial as fuck (and my God, that used car salesman smile). Christianity is not all about being healthy, happy and blessed by God 24/7/365.

There’s like some sacrifices and tough choices and pain that go along with this that Joel seems only to happy to gloss over or ignore completely to keep his prosperity gospel gravy train rolling.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:21:54am

re: #8 Dangerman

When Chris Cillizza roasts your ass you must be a spineless wimp, Right Lindsay?

In a biting column for CNN, political analyst Chris Cillizza used a deep dive by the New York Times on what makes Sen. Lindsey Graham tick to ridicule the South Carolina Republican’s professed belief he can “fix” Donald Trump.

cnn.com

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:25:02am
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William Lewis  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:27:27am

re: #7 Dopamine Fish

Jesus saves! Everyone else roll 3d8 for damage.

played a lot of ad&d 1st ed. We once had Jesus in a situation. The others didn’t realize who he was, just a crazy brown guy healing the people on the side that their spells hurt. I kept him going for a while till a paladin (!) attacked him for healing “evil” creatures. I had him say “Really?” and he simply faded away and everyone of the party lost 1/2 of their levels. The paladin was stripped of everything and the only atonement possible was that of Anakin in Return of the Jedi.

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Belafon  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:27:35am

re: #3 Charles Johnson

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Individuals can seek Jesus. A political party should not be associated with any kind of religion, save Girl Scout Cookies.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:27:57am

re: #26 jaunte

Exactly. It was either kick the can down the road (again) or deal with the shitstorm now.

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:28:30am

re: #4 Dopamine Fish

“Have you tried Jesus?”
“Yes, I have, actually. Found Him kinda bland and flavorless, to be honest. You might want to season Him better the next time you serve Him.”

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steve_davis  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:29:00am

re: #4 Dopamine Fish

“Have you tried Jesus?”
“Yes, I have, actually. Found Him kinda bland and flavorless, to be honest. You might want to season Him better the next time you serve Him.”

“I feel tonight one of you will betray me.”
Judas: “errm…separate checks, please, govna’!”

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Nojay UK  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:31:14am

re: #23 ericblair

In short, everything went to hell when Ghani fled the country without telling anyone.

Members of the Taliban have been talking to their cousins and brothers-in-law in the Afghan army and government for months or even years, making deals and quietly arranging a disorderly but peaceful transfer of power (and weapons and money and goats) when the time came. That time has now come.

What I’m not hearing from the rather chaotic Press reports from Afghanistan is news of large military clashes, street-by-street fighting, city blocks being blasted apart by artillery and tanks exchanging fire never mind air attacks and the like. This is sounding more and more like a re-run of the original invasion by NATO supported by the Northern Alliance warlords but just in the opposite direction. Afghanistan same old same old.

I give them six months before there’s more fighting, a slow civil war with occasional truck bombings and some prison or other being over-run as the not-very-united Taliban leaders start to bicker and jockey for power and money. The US will occasionally stick its oar in by launching cruise missile attacks at “terrorist compounds” or bomb some “wedding parties”. Afghanistan same old same old.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:34:41am
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Florida Panhandler  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:35:30am

re: #26 jaunte

The truth throughout this whole debacle is that the Afghan Government during the past 20 years was never ever a legitimate government in the slightest sense of the word.

It was a shadow of a stack of cards held together by magical thinking and the most expensive duct tape ever bought by humans- meaning US taxpayers and the US Military.

One would think the new Taliban overlords know what will happen if any terrorism against the USA or its allies is allowed sanctuary inside their new caliphate. But one never knows. Better make things clear with the ISI in Pakistan as well.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:35:46am

re: #33 Charles Johnson

You can teach a guy everything there is to know about boxing, but if he doesn’t have the desire to actually throw punches when he gets in the ring, what good will it do?

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:36:06am

re: #28 Belafon

Individuals can seek Jesus. A political party should not be associated with any kind of religion, save Girl Scout Cookies.

Now you should know that Girl Scout cookies are the Devil’s treats according to Xtian Pulpit Pimps who urge boycotts against the Girl Scouts! We got several of the Pimps here in Los Angeles who preach that the Girl Scouts is a front for lesbians.

Methinks those Pulpit Pimps are reading too may Penthouse Letters…

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:37:54am

re: #27 William Lewis

played a lot of ad&d 1st ed. We once had Jesus in a situation. The others didn’t realize who he was, just a crazy brown guy healing the people on the side that their spells hurt. I kept him going for a while till a paladin (!) attacked him for healing “evil” creatures. I had him say “Really?” and he simply faded away and everyone of the party lost 1/2 of their levels. The paladin was stripped of everything and the only atonement possible was that of Anakin in Return of the Jedi.

That’s amazing. I love that. Too bad it doesn’t fit in the campaign I’m writing now, but I might have to borrow it for later.

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DesertDenizen  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:40:48am

re: #37 Dopamine Fish

That’s amazing. I love that. Too bad it doesn’t fit in the campaign I’m writing now, but I might have to borrow it for later.

I’m jealous of those of you who can write their own campaigns. I’m strong running the pre written material, but struggle with ideas for my own.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:44:08am

re: #38 DesertDenizen

I’m jealous of those of you who can write their own campaigns. I’m strong running the pre written material, but struggle with ideas for my own.

To be perfectly honest, I’m taking a basic story line I saw somewhere else that looked like a fun time with my squad, and I’m wrapping my own world and details around it. I like to write, but I’m hardly original.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:44:32am

re: #39 Dopamine Fish

To be perfectly honest, I’m taking a basic story line I saw somewhere else that looked like a fun time with my squad, and I’m wrapping my own world and details around it. I like to write, but I’m hardly original.

That’s a good a starting place as any.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:47:50am

re: #9 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I think the Canadian version is “Jesus saves! But Richard scores on the rebound!”

From an old motd (message of the day) files.

Jesus saves
Mohammed invests
But only Buddha pays dividends.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:47:55am

Are we surprised?

NOPE!

Newly unsealed court transcripts reveal details of the horrific evidence prosecutors have against disgraced reality TV star and anti-LGBT activist Josh Duggar.

Prosecutors revealed the evidence during a pretrial release hearing in May, telling the court how the 33-year-old former star of TLC’s “19 Kids and Counting” used a work computer at his car lot to download pornographic images from a peer-to-peer network showing children the age of 12 and as young as a toddler and used software intended to hide that activity from view, reported Radar Online.

So why has this freak not been jailed? Instead he’s now in the “custody of his church family”?

Hmmm not a peep from ol Mike Huck Sinn Huckabee about his pal. Wonder why?

alternet.org

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:48:42am

re: #4 Dopamine Fish

“Have you tried Jesus?”
“Yes, I have, actually. Found Him kinda bland and flavorless, to be honest. You might want to season Him better the next time you serve Him.”

“Stuck to the roof of my mouth, actually.”

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piratedan  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:50:57am

re: #26 jaunte

The largest issue for me is the fact that it was apparent that NO MATTER WHAT Biden had decided to do, the knives were going to be out for him. The 4th estate doesn’t reward competence or any narrative that is set outside their own acceptable understandings of “how things should be”. Naturally, they don’t have solutions, because they’re just “reporting the facts” in a consequence-free from repercussion sanctuary that they’re all just disinterested observers, but they have opinions just don’t ask them for answers.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:51:01am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:53:47am

3500 US Troops have died in Afghanistan since 2001.
Over 20 000 have been injured.
Over 50 000 members of the Afghan security forces have been killed.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:54:08am

re: #44 piratedan

The largest issue for me is the fact that it was apparent that NO MATTER WHAT Biden had decided to do, the knives were going to be out for him. The 4th estate doesn’t reward competence or any narrative that is set outside their own acceptable understandings of “how things should be”. Naturally, they don’t have solutions, because they’re just “reporting the facts” in a consequence-free from repercussion sanctuary that they’re all just disinterested observers, but they have opinions just don’t ask them for answers.

Truth. And see how the Pre$$titute$ are in full Kill Joe mode. They’re out for blood.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:55:02am
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Dragonomics  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:56:03am

Biden had to go through with the withdrawal. We can’t be perceived as a nation that backs out of every deal and accord and what not everytime there’s a change in administrations. We’ll wind up being a nation whose allies are a series of ever shifting opportunistic vultures.

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A Cranky One  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:56:07am
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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:58:55am
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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:59:21am

re: #48 No Malarkey!

Because it’s absolutely impossible that the next Osama bin Laden (who was a Saudi national, lest we forget) could already be in the works anywhere else in the world: North Korea, Pakistan, Iran, Florida, Texas…

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Dangerman  Aug 16, 2021 • 10:59:39am

re: #10 Dopamine Fish

I always saw the sportsball variant as, “Jesus saves, he passes to Messi, and…. GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!”

In my neighborhood:

Jesus saves
Moses invests
Gilbert tips it in*

*Rod Gilbert..showing my age

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:00:35am

re: #51 Charles Johnson

It’s amazing to see how these fascists out-asshole each other posting even dumber shit than before…

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:01:45am

re: #52 Dopamine Fish

Because it’s absolutely impossible that the next Osama bin Laden (who was a Saudi national, lest we forget) couldn’t already be in the works anywhere else in the world: North Korea, Pakistan, Iran, Florida, Texas…

Well the Taliban, er, Proud Babies are continually triggering riots here in Los Angeles with the blessing of the LAPD and County Sheriffs!

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(((Archangel1)))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:02:56am

I hate the bad rep that schmucks such as Pompeo are giving to the name Mike…

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piratedan  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:12:26am

re: #44 piratedan

and as a follow up to all of this…. take note on who is being asked to provide commentary and punditry to Biden’s decision…. Bush and Trump people, no Obama folks… so we get 4th estate disdain, lamenting the potential loss of life, the change in moving from a nation in Civil War to an outcome, but not the “desired” outcome and yet, no one asks, how after 20 years of involvement we don’t see more and better evidence of our efforts, really, outside of some women who achieved an education and some folks getting paid while it was easy to do so until there was any heavy lifting to be done…

fine ask those questions… this was essentially a Military operation instead of a national state department gig, soft-sell versus tear it all down and rebuild it… where was the political infrastructure, the actual goddamn infrastructure, the attempted change to move it from a drug based economy into something else? and twenty years is a drop in the bucket, yet look at the evolution of the internet, cell phones, medical advancements, moving from fossil fuels to more environmentally friendly powers sources… and while it can be small, it can also be hugely impactful.

Lots of questions could be and should be asked (and to be sure, some of them will be) but this bullshit about “losing” and and not having ducks in a row is plainly disingenuous.. hardly anyone wants to mentioned who brokered the deal, and who has to honor it and if everyone is pissed off about how crappy this is for our allies who are there, then wtf has the Military been doing for the last six months while Biden has been in office knowing that this was looming and knowing what was going on…

There is also a certain part of me that wants to also note, are those who were benefitting from the US and Western Nations presence completely unaware of what was going on in their own country… While the writing may have been on the wall since last August, it sure seems to have been a shock and surprise to many… and to be even handed, attempting to flee your country while a pandemic is underway around the planet is a shitty hand to be dealt… and maybe that’s all that it is, we would have fled, but where to?

I don’t have an issue with stating that this has gone poorly, that it’s all on Smilin’ Joe is a fucking fallacy. I just want to see the national will exerted as far as this, everyone who wants to leave, gets to leave.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:13:51am

Twitter has been tweaking ways to make lurkers like me need to sign up. Last year they limited the number of people you “might like” to follow or check on with an algorithm what shepherds you to the same cul de sac of three or four related people—click on someone who is frequently a guest on MSNBC and you only get Chris Hayes, Joi, or Rachel as choices (whereas years ago they offered six more diverse choices). Today when I tried to open a thread it shut me down and only offered me the option to sign in. I don’t want to for my own reasons.

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sagehen  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:16:11am

re: #39 Dopamine Fish

To be perfectly honest, I’m taking a basic story line I saw somewhere else that looked like a fun time with my squad, and I’m wrapping my own world and details around it. I like to write, but I’m hardly original.

So D&D is like “choose your own adventure” fanfic?

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:18:08am

Consume To Death is the plan.

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DesertDenizen  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:18:15am

A question for any Philadelphia area lizards

I’m going to be moving to the area within a year or so. I’m doing lots of research, but it can’t hurt to ask here. I’m looking for reasonable neighborhoods. Nothing fancy, but nowhere my wife can’t leave the house alone or where my car will get busted into. Any suggestions?

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Belafon  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:18:30am

re: #59 sagehen

So D&D is like “choose your own adventure” fanfic?

It did start out as “What if I’m taking the ring to Mount Doom and want to go look for gold in that abandoned castle?”

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:18:39am

re: #58 Barefoot Grin

Twitter has been tweaking ways to make lurkers like me need to sign up. Last year they limited the number of people you “might like” to follow or check on with an algorithm what shepherds you to the same cul de sac of three or four related people—click on someone who is frequently a guest on MSNBC and you only get Chris Hayes, Joi, or Rachel as choices (whereas years ago they offered six more diverse choices). Today when I tried to open a thread it shut me down and only offered me the option to sign in. I don’t want to for my own reasons.

The way their algorithm channels my feed reinforces inherent bias. My follow list is intended to do the opposite.

Bastards.

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:19:58am

re: #60 jaunte

Consume To Death is the plan.

Selling tickets to The End Game.

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:21:35am

Red state governors have made it clear they aren’t answerable to the majority of the population in their states.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:21:56am

re: #60 jaunte

Consume To Death is the plan.

We exist to serve the Free Market.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:22:06am

Gee, I always thought “The Party” in Orwell’s 1984 were some kind of evolved communists. Turns out they were Republicans.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:22:44am

re: #67 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Gee, I always thought “The Party” in Orwell’s 1984 were some kind of evolved communists. Turns out they were Republicans.

We have always been at war with the Taliban

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:22:58am

re: #60 jaunte

The Republican Goddess is Ayn Rand. Just like Ayn AS IN MINE, Republicans want the infirm, weak, elderly and sick to die off.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:23:19am

re: #63 wrenchwench

The way their algorithm channels my feed reinforces inherent bias. My follow list is intended to do the opposite.

Bastards.

If I type in Sopan Deb, for example, I’m introduced only to Indian-American journalists. If I input someone like Michael Harriot and I get Black twitter. It’s weird. Anyway, I found out that, for now, I can lurk in incognito mode.

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:24:37am

re: #70 Barefoot Grin

If I type in Sopan Deb, for example, I’m introduced only to Indian-American journalists. If I input someone like Michael Harriot and I get Black twitter. It’s weird. Anyway, I found out that, for now, I can lurk in incognito mode.

You internet rebel.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:25:38am

re: #59 sagehen

So D&D is like “choose your own adventure” fanfic?

I have been playing it online with the family (spread out between Central America, UK, France and Germany) but other than the family face time, not really getting much out of it.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:27:09am

re: #71 wrenchwench

You internet rebel.

Don’t give away my secret!

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:28:20am

re: #73 Barefoot Grin

Don’t give away my secret!

Use more ‘hidden sections’.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:33:47am

re: #52 Dopamine Fish

Because it’s absolutely impossible that the next Osama bin Laden (who was a Saudi national, lest we forget) could already be in the works anywhere else in the world: North Korea, Pakistan, Iran, Florida, Texas…

Better invade them all, just in case.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:34:39am

re: #75 No Malarkey!

Better invade them all, just in case.

Eww. Who would want to invade Florida right now? It’s a festering COVID swamp.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:35:16am

Let us not forget that Afghani women enjoyed a lot of person freedoms under the old regime that the Soviets supported in 1980, and which we helped topple by supporting the rebels.

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:37:25am

re: #63 wrenchwench

The way their algorithm channels my feed reinforces inherent bias. My follow list is intended to do the opposite.

Bastards.

Back when I was a twitter user (I’m enjoying my forced independence and not shamed by it in the least) I decided to expand my bubble by selecting specific interests (Grateful Dead, Science, Surfing, etc.) and it improved my feed greatly. I was almost doing no political stuff (by comparison) when I got banned.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:37:47am

re: #61 DesertDenizen

A question for any Philadelphia area lizards

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I probably won’t be of much help. I lived in Center City proper from 2007-2017 between City Hall and the museums. Car was safe in a parking garage and never had an issue with it. I generally felt safe doing jaunts at night, but then again generally was not out late. And am also a male over 6’ tall and thus not an ideal target either.

Since 2017 I’ve been living west of the city on the US-30 corridor. Neighborhood here seems perfectly safe and no issues with the car either in the parking lot it sits in. This location, Paoli, is also convenient to a SEPTA line and I can get into Center City in 40-50 minutes if I need to.

Both locations essentially have allowed me to walk to do almost anything if I want to with shops, grocery, post office, cafes, etc. all within 5-10 minutes walking distance.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:40:18am

re: #76 Dopamine Fish

Eww. Who would want to invade Florida right now? It’s a festering COVID swamp.

Add Texas in where Governor Hot Wheels is letting Delta run wild.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:40:57am

re: #76 Dopamine Fish

Eww. Who would want to invade Florida right now? It’s a festering COVID swamp.

Ohio has plans. And knows about Florida as well.
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:42:04am

re: #81 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Don’t forget Puerto Riohio and the Ohian Virgin Islands

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:42:13am

re: #77 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Let us not forget that Afghani women enjoyed a lot of person freedoms under the old regime that the Soviets supported in 1980, and which we helped topple by supporting the rebels.

Yeah and that “help” lead to the rising up of one Osama Bin Laden.

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:42:34am

re: #78 darthstar

Back when I was a twitter user (I’m enjoying my forced independence and not shamed by it in the least) I decided to expand my bubble by selecting specific interests (Grateful Dead, Science, Surfing, etc.) and it improved my feed greatly. I was almost doing no political stuff (by comparison) when I got banned.

I can watch it change from more birbs and frogs to politics, and back, depending on a few clicks of input.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:44:42am

I will join Twitter should I ever come to need it for some professional purpose. In the meantime, I hear enough about it here and from other sources. Do not feel any need to go there.

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Dangerman  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:44:54am

re: #44 piratedan

The largest issue for me is the fact that it was apparent that NO MATTER WHAT Biden had decided to do, the knives were going to be out for him. The 4th estate doesn’t reward competence or any narrative that is set outside their own acceptable understandings of “how things should be”. Naturally, they don’t have solutions, because they’re just “reporting the facts” in a consequence-free from repercussion sanctuary that kim all just disinterested observers, but they have opinions just don’t ask them for answers.

Asi said before trump might have been president now

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:45:54am

re: #85 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I will join Twitter should I ever come to need it for some professional purpose. IN the meantime, I hear enough about it here and from other sources. Do not feel any need to go there.

I have a Twitter account but I am very lowkey and I don’t give a shit if I get banned.

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:46:16am

re: #84 wrenchwench

I can watch it change from more birbs and frogs to politics, and back, depending on a few clicks of input.

I just did a quick search for surf in a private window and found a surfing lizard.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:46:24am

Another one bites the dust…

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:47:03am

Kind of a big-bootied androgynous lizard, but a lizard.

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teleskiguy  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:50:42am

I miss Twitter. And I also do not miss Twitter.

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Dangerman  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:51:42am

Bush couldn’t get us out. Obama couldn’t get us out. Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David, and he couldn’t get us out.

Biden is getting us out.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:53:46am

re: #92 Dangerman

Bush couldn’t get us out. Obama couldn’t get us out. Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David, and he couldn’t get us out.

Biden is getting us out.

And the Republican 24/7 Bullshit Machine has been cranked up to 12 to attack Joe.

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:54:06am

re: #91 teleskiguy

I miss Twitter. And I also do not miss Twitter.

I don’t miss the anxiety I was feeling over the number of assholes in this country. I don’t miss reading about the Q-publicans in congress. I do miss David Lemieux (GD archivist) and his friend Lucky Budd (children’s book illustrator and amateur astro-photographer).

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Mattand  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:54:07am

re: #61 DesertDenizen

A question for any Philadelphia area lizards

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re: #79 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I probably won’t be of much help. I lived in Center City proper from 2007-2017 between City Hall and the museums. Car was safe in a parking garage and never had an issue with it. I generally felt safe doing jaunts at night, but then again generally was not out late. And am also a male over 6’ tall and thus not an ideal target either.

Since 2017 I’ve been living west of the city on the US-30 corridor. Neighborhood here seems perfectly safe and no issues with the car either in the parking lot it sits in. This location, Paoli, is also convenient to a SEPTA line and I can get into Center City in 40-50 minutes if I need to.

Both locations essentially have allowed me to walk to do almost anything if I want to with shops, grocery, post office, cafes, etc. all within 5-10 minutes walking distance.

I’m in South Jersey in Camden County, about 12 miles outside of Philly. There’s a high speed rail called PATCO that runs through the country that makes getting in and out of Center City a breeze. Runs 24/7. There’s a lot of towns along that line you can look at.

In addition, if you don’t mind driving a little further, you can look at Burlington and Gloucester Counties, to the north and south of Camden County respectively. As you’ve probably heard, taxes and car insurance can be higher in NJ, but you do get more bang for your buck, real estate wise.

As for Philly, I know one woman who’s renting a 1BR place in West Philly, just beyond Penn, that’s running $1500 a month. I’m guessing Center City is probably a little north of that for 1BR, like $1800 to $2000, maybe?

My brother lives near the stadiums in South Philly. Nice neighborhood, but I don’t think there’s lot of rentals in that particular section. Passyunk Square in South Philly is popular, but I think rents are getting expensive there as it gets more popular.

Fishtown, just north of Center City, has been the big gentrification success story over the last 10 years. There’s an Frankford El stop at Girard Ave there, although SEPTA’s been a little dicey lately.

Fairmount, near the Art Museum, is nice. Old City and Northern Liberties are good, but getting expensive.

I’d talk to Philly Pretzel when she comes on. I think she’s in the Northeast section of the City, which is further from downtown but should be less expensive. I can also ask people I know who live there what their take is.

If there’s a way to direct contact me on this site, feel free to use it. I’m not sure what the policy about loading personal contact info on LGF is here, but given the stalker site issues in the past, I’ve always kinda avoided it.

EDIT: since everyone’s talking about Twitter, screw it: I’m @mattand over there if you have questions,.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:55:00am

Another Republican Covid truther serving the purpose of demonstrating consequences; hopefully someone will learn and get vaccinated.

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Dangerman  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:55:43am

So it was Biden that was responsible for the Afghan army folding like a cheap suit?

And shall we discuss our relations with the Kurds in the same context? Who abandoned them and let turkey run over them? Rs so easily forget.

It’s the “last person in the room is responsible for cleaning up” theory of Foreign Policy.

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:56:55am

re: #96 No Malarkey!

Another Republican Covid truther serving the purpose of demonstrating consequences; hopefully someone will learn and get vaccinated.

They should interview him and ask him if he’s changed his mind yet.

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A Three Hour Tour  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:56:57am

re: #85 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I will join Twitter should I ever come to need it for some professional purpose. IN the meantime, I hear enough about it here and from other sources. Do not feel any need to go there.

I will not join twitter, although there are a few people whose twitterings I enjoy - comics blogger Mike Sterling for one, and a couple of other people I occasionally keep a discreet eye on.

What twitter has been good at is revealing which obsessively compulsive users are utterly deranged assholes who lack internal filters and chronicling their descent into madness in almost realtime.

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teleskiguy  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:57:02am

I can still look at Twitter. And I do. Every day.

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 11:59:49am

re: #99 A Three Hour Tour

I will not join twitter, although there are a few people whose twitterings I enjoy - comics blogger Mike Sterling for one, and a couple of other people I occasionally keep a discreet eye on.

What twitter has been good at is revealing which obsessively compulsive users are utterly deranged assholes who lack internal filters and chronicling their descent into madness in almost realtime.

True.

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Mattand  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:00:00pm

re: #100 teleskiguy

I can still look at Twitter. And I do. Every day.

I’ve been reading Twitter more lately, but I have no urge to post. I feel like I’m just shouting into the void, and I’ve already pissed off enough people on Facebook.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:00:19pm

re: #98 darthstar

They should interview him and ask him if he’s changed his mind yet.

Point a microphone and camera at him while the ventilator does his breathing for him; good idea.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:00:45pm

What is getting out of Afghanistan like for Joe?

It’s like cleaning up the bathroom after Orange Foolius took a big dump and whizzed all over the floor.

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Mattand  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:03:09pm

re: #96 No Malarkey!

Another Republican Covid truther serving the purpose of demonstrating consequences; hopefully someone will learn and get vaccinated.

And you know what? If he somehow survives this, the dude will be back to “Public health is none of the government’s business.”

No empathy for people like this anymore. I do genuinely hope he recovers, but he chose to actively participate in Trump Death Cult and literally risk his life.

The leopards have been eating a lot of faces in FL lately.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:03:34pm

re: #96 No Malarkey!

Another Republican Covid truther serving the purpose of demonstrating consequences; hopefully someone will learn and get vaccinated.

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Like a typical disciple of Ayn Rand Mr. Asshole will endlessly yell about his hatred of Government…and even after Medicare pays his hospital bill he’ll still be an asshole whining about Gawdless Socialism.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:04:54pm
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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:07:40pm

I’m wondering if anything will stop DeSadist from selling his anti-Covid gear?

Aw hell no. Won’t happen…

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:08:01pm

re: #103 No Malarkey!

Point a microphone and camera at him while the ventilator does his breathing for him; good idea.

So he says he was given the J&J…I call bullshit.

RADENTON, Fla. - A Manatee County commissioner has been hospitalized for COVID-19.

The county released a statement from commissioner Kevin Van Ostenbridge, saying he is currently undergoing treatment at Blake Hospital in Bradenton.

He says he is stable and receiving wonderful care.

Van Ostenbridge says he received the Johnson & Johnson vaccine in June.

Manatee County’s Department of Health has already wrapped up contact tracing with the commissioner.

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mmmirele  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:09:24pm

re: #70 Barefoot Grin

If I type in Sopan Deb, for example, I’m introduced only to Indian-American journalists. If I input someone like Michael Harriot and I get Black twitter. It’s weird. Anyway, I found out that, for now, I can lurk in incognito mode.

I discovered very recently that if I click on a *response* to someone who has blocked me, that I will not just see the response, but the original tweet from the guy (usually a guy) who has blocked me. I can’t respond directly to the blocker, but I can respond (if I want) to that person, and it’s copied to the people who don’t want to see what I have to say.

This has come in very handy when trying to see what Owen Strachan, Sean Feucht and Mark Driscoll are doing these days.

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:11:36pm
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Florida Panhandler  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:13:15pm

re: #109 darthstar

So he says he was given the J&J…I call bullshit.

As far as I know most if not all Covid vaxes in Florida are either Moderna or Pfizer. Mine was Moderna provided at a County facility. But who knows if he received any at all. Modern Conservatives outright lie as easily as they draw breath these days.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:14:26pm

re: #99 A Three Hour Tour

I will not join twitter, although there are a few people whose twitterings I enjoy - comics blogger Mike Sterling for one, and a couple of other people I occasionally keep a discreet eye on.

What twitter has been good at is revealing which obsessively compulsive users are utterly deranged assholes who lack internal filters and chronicling their descent into madness in almost realtime.

That’s why I don’t join. I don’t want anyone to witness my flame out. (I know I’d end up saying something that would get me in trouble, probably at work.)

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Rightwingconspirator  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:14:28pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:15:11pm
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Dave In Austin  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:15:39pm

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No Malarkey!  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:16:15pm

re: #107 Charles Johnson

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:17:13pm

re: #112 Florida Panhandler

As far as I know most if not all Covid vaxes in Florida are either Moderna or Pfizer. Mine was Moderna provided at a County facility. But who knows if he received any at all. Modern Conservatives outright lie as easily as they draw breath these days.

You said “as easily as they draw breath” - in this case that’s actually funny.

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wrenchwench  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:20:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:27:11pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:29:02pm
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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:29:49pm

re: #121 Charles Johnson

Casual reminder that while she may have had one minor moment of rightness in opposing the Big Lie, she’s still a Republican and she still has no loyalty to America.

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Belafon  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:31:56pm

re: #122 Dopamine Fish

Casual reminder that while she may have had one minor moment of rightness in opposing the Big Lie, she’s still a Republican and she still has no loyalty to America.

As the cartoon said “Not your big lie, Daddy.”

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Charles Johnson  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:32:02pm
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Eventual Carrion  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:32:47pm

re: #112 Florida Panhandler

As far as I know most if not all Covid vaxes in Florida are either Moderna or Pfizer. Mine was Moderna provided at a County facility. But who knows if he received any at all. Modern Conservatives outright lie as easily as they draw breath these days.

Or even when they can’t draw breath.

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:34:06pm

Lockheed Martin Corp.
Raytheon Technologies Corp.
General Dynamics Corp.
Boeing Co.
Northrop Grumman Corp.
Analytic Services Inc.
Huntington Ingalls Industries Inc.
Humana Inc.
BAE Systems
L3Harris Technologies Inc.

about.bgov.com

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gwangung  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:34:17pm
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DodgerFan1988  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:36:39pm
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Teukka  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:39:28pm
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Dave In Austin  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:40:26pm

Hay Zeus…….

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:43:38pm

In which Jeffrey Toobin begs Merrick Garland to not prosecute Trump.

cnn.com

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:48:25pm

re: #124 Charles Johnson

No matter how ABC spins that shit I will NEVER forgive Xtians for brainwashing my son and that THE DICK killed him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:48:25pm
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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:49:23pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ask the guys who went over there if we’ve been involved in constant combat.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:49:53pm

In other “fucked around and found out” news, Phil Valentine has been on a ventilator for over two weeks now.

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:50:10pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

Check Mitch’s investments over the past 20 years and see what that says about who he is.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:50:39pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:51:02pm

Gotta love the timing of all this Afghanistan stuff happening just weeks ahead of the 20th Anniversary of 9/11.

You don’t think a lot of time has passed? There are people who weren’t born at the time of those attacks who have KIDS now.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:51:31pm
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Dopamine Fish  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:51:45pm

re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth

The terrorists were attacking us the whole fucking 20 years, Mitch. What the fuck do you think an IED is?!

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jaunte  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:52:35pm

re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth

Two of my kids are disabled vets, and another lost her marriage due to her over-deployed husband’s PTSD. Fuck Mitch.

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darthstar  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:52:44pm

One thing I like being able to do is cool the car in about five minutes before my wife heads out in it. Already in the low seventies in the time it took me to post this.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:55:26pm

re: #136 Eclectic Cyborg

In other “fucked around and found out” news, Phil Valentine has been on a ventilator for over two weeks now.

Mush lungs. My money is dead in a week or a privileged transplant.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:55:34pm

re: #137 jaunte

Check Mitch’s investments over the past 20 years and see what that says about who he is.

I don’t recall much out of Mitch when “we” left the Kurds in the lurch and allowed Syria to continue as a “terrorist haven”. Oh wait, there was a Republican POTUS at the time. Never mind.

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JOE 🥓  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:55:49pm

re: #142 jaunte

Two of my kids are disabled vets, and another lost her marriage due to her over-deployed husband’s PTSD. Fuck Mitch.

after seeing that clip of Charlie Jerk…makes me wish the draft was never repealed. Charlie Jerk wouldn’t have lasted an hour in boot camp…

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:57:10pm

re: #136 Eclectic Cyborg

In other “fucked around and found out” news, Phil Valentine has been on a ventilator for over two weeks now.

Shit. I figured he died weeks ago.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:57:52pm

re: #146 JOE 🥓

after seeing that clip of Charlie Jerk…makes me wish the draft was never repealed. Charlie Jerk wouldn’t have lasted an hour in boot camp…

He wouldn’t last one lunch shift at Chik-fil-A.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 16, 2021 • 12:59:18pm
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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Aug 16, 2021 • 1:01:51pm

re: #83 Eclectic Cyborg

Yeah and that “help” lead to the rising up of one Osama Bin Laden.

In fact, it was Sadaam’s invasion of Kuwait that led to bin Laden’s attacks on the US, because US troops were on Saudi Arabian territory, which he considered sacred to Muslims.

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William Lewis  Aug 16, 2021 • 1:03:41pm

re: #37 Dopamine Fish

That’s amazing. I love that. Too bad it doesn’t fit in the campaign I’m writing now, but I might have to borrow it for later.

If you like that you should have been around even earlier. We’d had a several “Monty Haul” DM’s and the party was obscenely overpowered and had damn near every magic item you can imagine. I got tired of it and one day they were walking along and found a cavern. They walked in and felt a weird feeling. They came out on the other side and found themselves on a black surfaced trail (a highway) with steel chariots zooming by. A short walk later found them at sign saying “Minot Air Force Base”. They decided to continue on and found this Dungeon entrance guarded by a couple of humans in blue clothing and using magic weapons that spewed forth lots of tiny invisible arrows per second.

Eventually the found their way to the “temple” at the heart of the complex. In trying to destroy the evil they found there ( a Minuteman III with three W62 warheads on it) they detonated said warheads. The silo goes up in the detonation of three 170kt nukes ending the problem with the overpowered characters. As a sop to them, I spun a tale about how the unexpected and unknown detonation of the nuclear weapons caused a serious revival of the SALT talks leading to a real nuclear disarmament in the world they’d come to.

This was during the Reagan presidency; we needed all the fantasy we could get. I left to go into the army soon after because I expected him to start WWIII and wanted to die “cleanly” as a soldier.

Funny how life works out.


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